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wifeyttc Posts: 2507
Mr Cadbury met Mss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib-dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he f*%ks Allsorts! :o0
Elban26 Posts: 2458
That made me laugh :o0 :o0 :o0
FlexyDee Posts: 4904
Excellent! :o0 :o0
GreenerPastures Posts: 7284
:yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: Love it!!!
lcarrick Posts: 1639
haha love it!!! :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie:
cupcakebabe Posts: 2232
:o0 :o0 Love it!
soimarriedanaxemurderer Posts: 932
ha ha :yelrotflmaosmilie:
ScarlettoHara Posts: 8442
Very good!!!!!