And where on earth had he left his winter coat?
Then he remembered that he left his winter coat back home and did not bring it with him to planet earth....
He decided to do some shopping to get a new coat to help him blend in with the locals so off to..
Penny's to buy the coat, where to his surprise he met.....
his all time favourite human being, the gorgous..........
Cheryl Cole, going through the SALE rack as she had been hit hard by the recession...
Gone were her pearly veneers and in their place were black stumps. She was back to where she belonged...the Jeremy Kyle show
where her on-again, off-again husband Ashely was taking a lie detector test to see if he had...
had sexual relations with Monica lewinsky
who, in turn, claimed she had a piece of clothing that was covered in his...