and shouting "get off my land you harlot!"
All the while holding his big impressive.....................gun
While Rhianna continued to sing "Come here rude boy, is you big enough"
For a second he thought she had come back.
She had been gone for so long and he had forgotten...
....that she really was no oil painting.
just painted in oil instead
...when he saw her oily bod, he was floored with disturbia
As he remembered the sex in the air and how he loved the smell of it..
When she used to say come here rude boy, boy can you get it up..