With her lawn of love on show he blushed and....
realised it was his wife under the habit, who was leaving him because...
she found out when he was home alone he liked to
slather himself in Deep Heat and wear a gimp suit while watching...
After all these years...
he still needed a map to find the G Spot....
but she realised that she still loves him and can't imagine life without him...
until she finds that copy of T1ts & Gees with the centre pages stuck together under his pillow
He sees the red mist of rage descend over her and her pulsating....