and it won't be the last...
that his damn cat would mistake his bed for the litter box...
"not again" he screamed. He jumped out of bed, turned on the light with a massive hard on and walked towards the window......
and out there he saw
a little alien waving to him.
his spaceship had just crash landed in the man's barley field.
He approached with caution, waving his truncheon....
His four Cocks clearly on view to the astounded farmer who now..
wondered if he should have gone to specsavers afterall
or maybe drank a little less tonight but