Which is all well and good
Until one night when he was out for dinner. He had totally forgotten about his lactose intolerance issues and drank a pint of full fat milk.
Followed by cheese cake and a white coffee...
he was so stuffed that when he stood up.....
and lot out a really loud..........
Pfft...then the familar warm feeling filled him BUT no he did it again,he followed through
and then thought were are my spare pair of boxers....
He ran about hysterically searching but all he could find were...
two sweet little love birds cooing at each other from inside their cage outside the old woman's cottage on the corner of the street.
He tiptoed past...