1. A big mirror so you can look at yourself and get the fuck out of the mirror when i am trying to look at my wedding dress.
2. A big bucketfull of cop-the-fuck-on.
3. A dose of diplomacy. Yes that BM dress is nicer on you but you don't NEED to tell the other BMs you think that.
4. A book on "how to plan a hen the bride wants, not one you want".
5. A bulletproof vest, cos I WILL attempt to kill you.
LOL, love it, absolutely hilarious
I feel calmer now!! Had such a crap day yesterday i was fit to explode! Have a headache since.
take it from the auld married hag here lol
Bash their heads together lol only joking of course.....
My BM's were great but my SIL kept referring to how fab she was and how she was going to be wearing the nicest dress.. quite funny to be honest...
Deep breathes and don't be letting other peoples selfishness upset/annoy you.. try enjoy everything wedding related it goes by so fast
Ah i know Winner, just one of those hiccups along the way.