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Shivers25 Posts: 271
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
Mama Dora Posts: 14987
lovely
Shivers25 Posts: 271
I obviously have a weird sense of humour.....quite embarrassed now :-8
Mama Dora Posts: 14987
[quote="Shivers25":25jwrg66]I obviously have a weird sense of humour.....quite embarrassed now :-8[/quote:25jwrg66] :o0 you have a weird poopie sense of humour :o0 just kidding
ohsohappybride Posts: 3476
I just texted every single one to H2B (copy & paste on net). I'm waiting for an abusive text back for all 14 I sent! Funny but disgusting. :o0
Shivers25 Posts: 271
Phew was having one of those "wish I never posted that moments"!!!!
MRS NYEB2007 Posts: 3275
very pleasant, thanks for that Shivers
Mama Dora Posts: 14987
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! This is my favorite(as in the funniest not as in what happens to me) :-8
kazh Posts: 462
Well I found it funny and true!! I dunno if you wana look up the bristol stool chart (you seem quite interested in poopie) which informs of the perfect poopie! :-8 :wv
waffy Posts: 410
must have the same sick sense of humour cause i thought that was hilarious :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0