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clucky Posts: 26471
20 Reasons why a Woman Should Call it a Night................ 1 . You have absolutely no idea where your bag is. 2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's @ss and honestly believe that you could do it too. 4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago. 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. 6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much. 7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work. 8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you. 9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. 12. you seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley. 13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka. 14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. 15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..." 16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it. 17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen tobe standing) and take a quick nap. 19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink. 20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.
Princess Cinders Posts: 11475
More of those relate to me than I would like to admit :-8
mammybean Posts: 10364
:o0 :o0 at least one of the more embarrassing one - yes
mad woman Posts: 22106
I've done the shopping trolley!!! LOL :o0 :o0
stockbroking bride Posts: 2642
Another shopping trolley here - in the centre of Toronto - I got the worst bruises on the back of my knees and had to go to a wedding the next day in a dress that was above the knees (it was about '96 all my dresses were significantly above my knees).
charli Posts: 5994
:-8 :-8 i could have wrote that (well my carry on in my twenties anyway, im an old married 30 year old hag now!!!) [quote:35z865lb]4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago. [/quote:35z865lb] in my case its opposite think i start looking better as the night goes on :o0
sandy13 Posts: 939
Ya most of them apply to me also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MRS NYEB2007 Posts: 3275
Yep, most of them, not a shopping trolley but we did put a friend into a wheelie bin, downhill pissing myself here thinking about it :o0 :o0 :o0
Mrs Ram Posts: 1705
They all have probably applied to me at some stage (bit of a sloppy drunk :-8 ) but this one in particular [quote:18yyywac]17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. [/quote:18yyywac] applies to one of my friends who has earned the nickname stone cold steve austin
twinbambinos Posts: 3492
most of them have applied to me at one stage or another :-8 [quote:1ncyhjdl]13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka[/quote:1ncyhjdl]. had a very embarrasing night where I was leaning over the bar with my boobies hanging out telling the bar man that I was on to him and that he couldn't pull the wool over my eyes and that I knew he wasn't giving me enough vodka, he actually gave me another one for free just to shut me up :-8 :-8