26th January 2009 10:50
Am on galfer and sometimes suffer from constipation. I'm having wheetabix for breakfast to counteract this. So this morning had my wheetabix and had a cup of coffee when I got to work - hey presto , I need to go to the loo - oh my god not pretty!. Heard someone at the toilet door (the toilets are not great here). Flushed and flushed and sprayed air freshener and then left (with the intention of hanging around that staff area and flushing again in a few minutes), but my boss was waiting outside and went straight into the loo.
Oh god the mortification - please ground open up and swallow me 

