20th April 2007 22:41
My sister is a nurse, and she tells this story of this woman who had a heart attack, and came in unconscious.
She was quite old, but immaculately dressed and very glam. While getting her changed into a nightgown, they came across a growth in her bellybutton.
It wasn't growing from it, it looked it was lodged in it. It was shaped like a cashew nut. They got a tweezers, and managed to pull it out, and it kindof popped. And when it did, the smell was unbelievable.
They reckon that although she looked very clean, she must not have had a bath for years, and this was just a build up fluff from about 50 years or something.
They put it in a little jar and ran a pool in the hospital, for people to guess what it was and where it came from. You earned extra points if you took a smell.
I couldn't eat cashew's for years....