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justforfunsies Posts: 2502
Got this mail this morning...with loads of cute photos on it...don't know how to post them as well but i said i'd post it anyway!! If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section Buy a dog. If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you Buy a dog. If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it Buy a dog If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want Buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies Buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores Buy a dog. If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually Buy a dog. But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness... Then................. Buy a cat! (You thought I was talking about a man didn't you?)
notlongnow Posts: 474
me and my cat take offence actually- if my cat wasn't such a selfish wench who didnt give a damn about anything but herself, then she would take offence :wink: i still love her tho
justforfunsies Posts: 2502
I'm actually both a dog and cat person - sorry just thought it was funny!!
notlongnow Posts: 474
totally messing with you funsies- i love those jokes. wasnt really offended at all, at all ourravi!
justforfunsies Posts: 2502
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notlongnow Posts: 474
zoiks! didnt mean to embarrass u! sorry! 8)
justforfunsies Posts: 2502
sorry i'm just smilie face happy... 8) :lol: 8)
Sparklymum Posts: 1563
I'm sorry but I have to disagree. My Shih Tzu eats the Newspaper if you leave it lying around unguarded. Turns his backside to anything other than Burns Homeopathic Puppy Food (he's 6 = no pup). Has eaten the remote control, not totally but enough to have to replace it! Has run off more times to play football with the local kids when he's been out walking than I care to remember (imagine the scene, Hair and Mud gasping around in long grass) and barks at me to move over on the armchair if he hasn't enough room. Oh and he hides under the table when I want to walk him if its raining. Oh and he stole a full Toblerone last sunday, scattered the paperof it all round a bedroom upstairs and then of course it been chocolate I had to clean up after him next morning. But yes he does make a complete eejit of himself when I come in the front door every evening, has even tripped over his own tail a few times and I love the little so and so.
justforfunsies Posts: 2502
isn't chocolate not supposed to be really bad for the little guys though...was he ok after it??
AVENGER Posts: 4595
Everything I own has teeth marks in it. My mobile phone is totally chewed up for some reason she really loves it. She pushes me out of the way if she wants room on the couch. The funniest thing was when she got into my bag and managed to get a packet of bisodol (sp) tablets. She ate the lot and was literally foaming at the mouth and bum for the better part of a day. Chocolate results in very runny poop which they usually manage to trail over the entire house before you even realise they have gotten hold of it. We had an easter egg incident at the H2Bs parents house!