A man goes to the zoo.
When he got there, there was just a dog.
It was a shitzu
What do you call a three legged Donkey?
I love it!
Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly:
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: they are great
How do you kill a circus?
Go straight for the jugular!
(say it out loud - it might seem not as bad!)
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungai.
Why did the fungai leave the party?
Because there wasn't mushroom.
Two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, "you look after the pedals, I'll do the steering"