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jellywellies Posts: 2268
Just got this - you's have prob seen it before but ..... [b:3ctxeulj]The Vanilla pudding Robbery [/b:3ctxeulj] Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND 'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....
cremebrulee Posts: 8546
[img:1caotas9][/img:1caotas9] oh dear..... :o0 :o0
jellywellies Posts: 2268
gave you a laugh tho didnt it misty?? lol
aston Posts: 4100
Oh god never read that before! Eughhhhhhhhhhhh :eek :eek
jellywellies Posts: 2268
Deaf Wife A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and began to think she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. "Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response. So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" (I just love this...) [b:2nhx9xw7]"Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!" [/b:2nhx9xw7]
lcarrick Posts: 1639
there great! :o0 :o0 :o0