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ginger nut Posts: 5989
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with ! such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight "! . He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, h e said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Sunbeam Posts: 2721
Good one! Cheers! :o0 :o0 :o0 Good to see the old WOL back!
Phoenix Posts: 836
That's so funny!!!!!! :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0
newlywedbride Posts: 113
OMG, that's hilarious! Am laughing up loud here..... :yelrotflmaosmilie: :hyper:
BB1 Posts: 752
:o0 :o0 :o0 :o0
roxylou Posts: 173
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