There is nothing I can add to that list as you have summed it up better than I ever could!
... .... .... the human race would possibly be extinct
Oh Miranda you made me laugh thanks for that I needed it
if men were pregnant referring to maternity leave as "6 months of holidays" would be an imprisonable offence i think.
that made me smile Miranda H couldn't put it better myself
Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
There'd be a cure for stretch marks
Natural childbirth would become obsolete
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness
Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained
Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment
They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute
Fathers would demand thaqt their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm
Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags
They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him."
Paternity suits would be a line of clothes
They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months
Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree
Women would rule the world!
If a pregnant man said 'I'm so tired' his lovely wife would never reply with 'I know how you feel'
They would stay in hospital for 6 weeks but the baby would go home with the mom on day 1 so Dad could rest.
Your MIL would move in to take care of him for 9 months.
The mom would breastfeed the baby
aww why's the original list gone?