Joke

> A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the > husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits > alone at a nearby table. > > The wife asks, "Do you know her?" > > "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she > took to drinking right after we split up seventeen years ago, and I hear > she hasn't been sober since." > > "My Goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on > celebrating that long?"

Excellent!

Ha ha ha... good one!!