Joke (Well i laughed anyway)

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minnieminx Posts: 249
Scenario: >>> > >>> >You are driving in a car at a constant speed. >>> >On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine >>> >travelling at the same speed as you. >>> > >>> >In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car >>> >and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at >>>ground >>> >level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at >>>the >>> >same speed as you. >>> > >>> >What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous >>>situation? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >Answer: >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed. >>>
Dcd Posts: 1471
:o0 silly but funny!
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