Went to mothercare today and there was a lady selling that baby photo thing, and she was explaining away and handed me a leaflet, and I opened my mouth to say thank you, but a whole stream of drool came out instead.
I had to leave a meeting beause my nose was running today. Had I not excused myself (let me tell you there were a few raised eyebrows as i was minute taking) there would have been an awful mess on the table. It came completely out of nowhere too.
Oh the shame!
Oh the mortification!! Least she was nice enough to pretend not to notice! I can't stop burping the whole time. DH thinks its hilarious..thankfully!
ah you poor thing...as OP said at least she was nice to pretend not to notice
My sister works as a PA to one of the top medical professors in the country..when she was pregnant there was a big meeting with some of the professors in the field that he works in, so she was arranging platters of sanwiches / refreshments etc, making sure the tea and coffee perculators where filled so all the professors where at the table discussing the business etc my sister was in the room with her back to them arranging the refreshments when she said she let the biggest loudest fart, she said it came out of nowhere and she had no idea it was about it happen!! The room went silent for about 20 secs when they all turned around to look at her,she stuck her bump out and said OMG i am so sorry, they just turned back around and contimued...she walked out of the room a min or two later..she said she was MORTO!!