24th November 2006 17:18
Hey girls, have you ever thought about this seriously???
I think the life cycle is all backwards
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for College/School.....
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then,
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
in spa-like conditions......central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day,
and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Phoenis 
