28th April 2006 14:40While watching the Cricket the other night my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. Some days I hate being married to a smart b!tch.