14th September 2006 11:11AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a > 'black box'. > > AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. > > BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a > booze cruise at 3am in the morning. > > BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival > home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember > where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. > > BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. > > BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours > of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to > the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. > > GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. > > JOHNNY-NO-STARS - The typical male adolescent who works in a burger > restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that > staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. > > MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely > impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought > in there worth seeing. > > MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you > goo!Oo! Ho! Aa!Aa! Aa! > > MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while > you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the > unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when > you come back in. > > MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning > before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leave > a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. > > SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person. > > SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman.