15th September 2005 19:38
she probably got a "mend it like beckham"
for those who don't read popbitch (saddo that I am!):
the celebrity mother gets her
silicone breast implants removed early in her
pregnancy to prevent stretching, then when the
baby is born (usually whipped out by caesarean
at eight months to prevent the mother having to
get too fat) new implants are put back,
liposuction is done on the arse and thighs plus a
full tummy tuck to get rid of all signs of
pregnancy. The new mother keeps hidden from the
public for about ten days while everything
heals - which, of course, is not suspicious,
as she's just given birth.
Many private hospitals around the world now
offer this as part of the birth package.
Nursing staff at London's celebrity-friendly
Portland Hospital have an unofficial name for
the package which honours, they claim, one
of its earliest adopters.
They call it the... "Mend It Like Beckham".