during my time as a teacher, this has to be the best:
Four year old girl (cutest thing ever!): 'Teacher, can I fart?'
I hope you didn't say no!
Now was she asking a biological question or was she asking permission?
I just pretended to drop something behind my desk and let her get on with it. Decided not answering was the best thing to do
[quote="Eris":1ubp2of5]Now was she asking a biological question or was she asking permission?
Mrs Princess Sparkle
Tell her in polite society one farts as quietly as possible, blames any smell on the dog or on any gentleman present but one should never draw attention to a fart by asking permission to do it or by apologising for it.
Dropping behind your desk Ebby? Shame on you! These bright-eyed little children seek the benefit of your wisdom and you deny them? Shocking!