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Ebby Posts: 3042
during my time as a teacher, this has to be the best: Four year old girl (cutest thing ever!): 'Teacher, can I fart?' :eek :eek :eek :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0
hopeful1973 Posts: 4385
I hope you didn't say no! :o0
gogogirl Posts: 1071
:o0 :o0 :o0 :o0
Eris Posts: 870
Now was she asking a biological question or was she asking permission? :o0
Ebby Posts: 3042
I just pretended to drop something behind my desk and let her get on with it. Decided not answering was the best thing to do :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0
Bridezilla07 Posts: 2237
Oh bless!! :o0
Ebby Posts: 3042
[quote="Eris":1ubp2of5]Now was she asking a biological question or was she asking permission? :o0[/quote:1ubp2of5] Permission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs Princess Sparkle Posts: 3854
:o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 Kids- don't you just love them!!! My sis is a primary teacher, & a few months ago, a little girl in her class asked to go to the toilet, & my sister said something like "but lunchtime was only 5 mins ago" & the girl said "I know, miss, but I'm dripping"!!!
GotPreggers Posts: 988
:o0 That's gas!
Eris Posts: 870
Tell her in polite society one farts as quietly as possible, blames any smell on the dog or on any gentleman present but one should never draw attention to a fart by asking permission to do it or by apologising for it. Dropping behind your desk Ebby? Shame on you! These bright-eyed little children seek the benefit of your wisdom and you deny them? Shocking! :o0