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NotHere Posts: 10273
To lighten the mood: [img:gi768jno]http://pregnancy.baby-gaga.com/img/crtn/cartoon1.png[/img:gi768jno]
Peaseblossom Posts: 6642
:o0 :o0 :o0 here is some more for all ye ttcers and pregnant people : Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it's the flu, you'll get better. Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him). Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two. Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feet during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same what that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to have an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for. Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse. Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? A: When you see teeth marks. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.
NotHere Posts: 10273
:o0 :o0 :o0
Peaseblossom Posts: 6642
sign for front door :wv BEWARE!!!! [img:36djrhqn]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q179/peaseblossom35/Baby20Under20Construction.jpg[/img:36djrhqn]
NotHere Posts: 10273
[img:1s83ez8c]http://pregnancy.baby-gaga.com/img/crtn/cartoon3.png[/img:1s83ez8c]
Peaseblossom Posts: 6642
one for the men in your lives [img:9ywsgomx]http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bgr/lowres/bgrn273l.jpg[/img:9ywsgomx]
mummy bear Posts: 3824
very good girls! :o0
Peaseblossom Posts: 6642
and another one for them [img:36x2g6hf]http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/nfo0113l.jpg[/img:36x2g6hf]
Hepburn Posts: 4081
[img:10k49bx9]http://www.obfocus.com/fun/cartoons/mban576.jpg[/img:10k49bx9] Scroll down and look at all the pregnancy cartoons on this page...some great ones: http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=h ... D%26sa%3DG
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