SLAP Your Co-Worker Day!!
Friday 27th October 2006
Have anyone in mind?
Friday 27th October is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers day:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, I am so very glad to officially announce Friday 27th October as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of, and get to slapping.....and have a great day!
ooh jesus, thats sounds like a great idea...
off you go
you have till lunch to get a few slaps in!!!
where do i start? so little time so many slaps
It couldn't not happen on a better day........I'll let ye know how I get on!
can i cyber slap someone who irritates me or does it have to be someone in work?
who aer you talking about?
Ah my co-worker(who just helped me load the washing machine) is only 19mths.. I think there's some EU law about smacking her, but I'll give DH a good smack when he comes home instead
why ? what did he do to irritate?
hit the washing machine instead
first slap down!!! whoo hoo feel better after that
[quote="Dcd":tb5d7n7b]Ah my co-worker(who just helped me load the washing machine) is only 19mths.. I think there's some EU law about smacking her, but I'll give DH a good smack when he comes home instead
Can I not just do one big slap-around of everyone i the department and leave it at that? They are all so noisy today and wrecking my head. I'm trying to write a paper and can't concentrate at all.