There may be trouble ahead.

Crap. Have just been caught wolling by my big bos. There may be trouble ahead - better go and start typing up my CV

Oh shit, hope all is ok

Ah nuts

AH TITS

bollox

did he say anything?

Fluck....Ive nearly been caught loads of times...better start being careful.. Hope everything is ok.. although I see you're still here so...,

HATE THAT.. can you say you were researching something for work....

ah feck that has happened me! not good!

Balls - you can come up with a good excuse, market research? need the opinion of the general population? need women only advice on private and personal woman stuff? I had a male boss once who was very easily manipulated, and every time he went to give out to me for dossing, personal phone calls to England and drinking at lunch times, I would talk about my women's trouble and he got rid of me out of his office so fast I used to spin