25th February 2007 14:13
There is no correlation whatsoever between the amount of fluid that goes into a puppy and the amount that come out. None. Whatsoever.
Lighting a vanilla scented candle eases chocolate cravings.
Avon Virtual Lift Serum is the best thing in the world for tightening bags under the eyes and is a great makeup base, even for greaseballs like me.
No matter how domesticated a man is, changing the sheets is an alien concept. A guy who will take it upon himself, without even the slightest hint of nagging, to scrub the shower or clean the inside of the fridge will still sleep in his own filth for weeks on end.
I hope these pearls of wisdom will help you all. Please feel free to add your own.
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