Don't forget the themetune, all together now:
lalalala, I can't hear you, lalala....
By popular demand I am extending the passenger list for the train to the land of denial....
...Hop aboard all those who want to believe that there is no such thing as hard labour, tearing, stitches etc, everyone is welcome!
well thank God I had nothing important on this evening - would have hated missing my stop.
Anyone know if you can you get chicken & stuffing sandwiches from the trolley service?
You can get whatever you like on this train!
Brilliant! Count me in. One ticket please!
This could be a very popular train
Well you certainly have another passanger here.
Can I have a ticket the whole way through to october and in a nice comfy seat.
It will all be just grand
i am gettig on with my blanky, can someone wake me up 2 mins after my baby is born
Sure I'll be digging my baby out of our cabbage patch next October (see ticker!)
What a happy place this is!