W.I.F.E

As I have been told many times by my other half Wife stands for W - Washing I - Ironing F - Feeding E - Entertaining So what does H.U.S.B.A.N.D stand for? can anyone elighten me?

I was gonna get you started, but all i could think of was balding

Does it have to be cruel?!!! Surely we can turn WIFE into something else! W- wonderful I- inspiring F - fabulous E - edible

H- Horny (obviously) U - Unbearable (when hungover) S - Smelly (after the gym) B - Balding (only slightly!!) A - Always right (of course) N - Never on time (ever!!) D - Dreamy (had to get that one in!!!)

Hugely Ungraciously Sanctimonious Bull sh itting Anal Nasty Bas tard

[quote="foxybox":2u4jcsn2]Hugely Ungraciously Sanctimonious Bull sh itting Anal Nasty Bas tard [/quote:2u4jcsn2] H - Horrible U - Underwear S - Skidmarked B - Brown A - Always N - Needs D - Disinfectant

Horrendously Ungrateful Sanctimonious Banal Anal retentive Needs a kick up the... Dumb-bum

[quote="goblyn":3od9l3j8]......... Wife stands for W - Washing I - Ironing F - Feeding E - Entertaining ....?[/quote:3od9l3j8] That's a far more polite break down of the acronym than what I'm familiar with.

[quote="NoZilla":393reqtv][quote="goblyn":393reqtv]......... Wife stands for W - Washing I - Ironing F - Feeding E - Entertaining ....?[/quote:393reqtv] That's a far more polite break down of the acronym than what I'm familiar with.[/quote:393reqtv] Whats that? Go on tell us

W. Washing I. Ironing F. Fúcking E. Etc. Men, huh?