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goblyn Posts: 796
As I have been told many times by my other half Wife stands for W - Washing I - Ironing F - Feeding E - Entertaining So what does H.U.S.B.A.N.D stand for? can anyone elighten me?
milis Posts: 7998
I was gonna get you started, but all i could think of was balding :-8
Huggles Posts: 1108
Does it have to be cruel?!!! Surely we can turn WIFE into something else! W- wonderful I- inspiring F - fabulous E - edible :o0 :o0 :o0
Belleboo Posts: 924
H- Horny (obviously) U - Unbearable (when hungover) S - Smelly (after the gym) B - Balding (only slightly!!) A - Always right (of course) N - Never on time (ever!!) D - Dreamy (had to get that one in!!!)
foxybox Posts: 672
Hugely Ungraciously Sanctimonious Bull sh itting Anal Nasty Bas tard O:o)
frankensteins wife Posts: 1838
[quote="foxybox":2u4jcsn2]Hugely Ungraciously Sanctimonious Bull sh itting Anal Nasty Bas tard O:o)[/quote:2u4jcsn2] :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 :o0 H - Horrible U - Underwear S - Skidmarked B - Brown A - Always N - Needs D - Disinfectant
graceface Posts: 3632
Horrendously Ungrateful Sanctimonious Banal Anal retentive Needs a kick up the... Dumb-bum
NowGone Posts: 8042
[quote="goblyn":3od9l3j8]......... Wife stands for W - Washing I - Ironing F - Feeding E - Entertaining ....?[/quote:3od9l3j8] That's a far more polite break down of the acronym than what I'm familiar with.
goblyn Posts: 796
[quote="NoZilla":393reqtv][quote="goblyn":393reqtv]......... Wife stands for W - Washing I - Ironing F - Feeding E - Entertaining ....?[/quote:393reqtv] That's a far more polite break down of the acronym than what I'm familiar with.[/quote:393reqtv] Whats that? Go on tell us >:o)
NowGone Posts: 8042
W. Washing I. Ironing F. FĂșcking E. Etc. Men, huh? O:|