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strawberry shortcake Posts: 9094
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
WonderWol Posts: 2927
EXCELLENTO :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
clucky Posts: 26471
PMSL jesus thats excellent
roxylou Posts: 173
Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol:
kellyc Posts: 1300
very good i must bring that home to my fellow
kellyc Posts: 1300
very good i must bring that home to my fellow
vic Posts: 271
:lol: Hilarious!! and so accurate!!
MRS H TO BE Posts: 1410
Hehehe.. very good !!!!! :lol: :lol:
Sunbeam Posts: 2721
That sounds like me and Mr Sunbeam! Boy, is he disappointed with his lot!!!