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Funny but clean wedding message

Postby mammy2be » Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:35 am

Can anyone help me, I searched the internet but can't come up with anything!
My cousin is getting married abroad and we cannot attend, we are hoping to send an email to the hotel to be read out.
Has anyone heard any funny clean messages at a wedding?
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Re: Funny but clean wedding message

Postby junglegirl » Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:38 am

'May all your ups and downs be between the sheets!'

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Re: Funny but clean wedding message

Postby mammy2be » Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:40 am

good one ha ha O-O
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Postby Delphinium » Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:52 am

junglegirl wrote:'May all your ups and downs be between the sheets!'


Not entirely clean, is it?? :o0

How about what my Dad said to close his speech at our wedding......
May a fence not be the only thing that runs around your garden!

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Postby Time For A Change » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:24 am

There's one to the groom. I can't remember the exact wording, but there's the one that goes something like "to keep your marriage sweet, just remember this bit of advice - when she's right, she's right - even when she's wrong!"
The two messages that still crack me from our wedding were: "Noodlehead and hubby, hope you have a fantastic day, Noodlehead I'm sure you look beautiful as always. Sorry we can't be there (cue a pause from Groomsman) - then again, you didn't invite us!" The place erupted!! I was mortified, going "J.C who the hell did we forget to invite" I ran through the guest list panicking. Then the Groomsman finished the message "......love from ! & 1" You can see the utter panic on my face courtesy of the wedding dvd! :-8 I had to explain to everyone that, the couple in question were getting married themselves in less than a week, so both couples knew each other couldn't make the weddings. Cue more laughing.
Then the funniest one came along and the timing of the G.M was spot on, he knew when to do the dramatic pauses.... The next one started off like your normal message, then it took a twist. "I remember Noodlehead very fondly.......how we used to spend so many wonderful times together, I have such fond memories of our special times together....." I'm nearly getting sick now, thinking fck, this better not be an ex! I was getting looks from my brand new hubby and the place was in stitches. Then the end came, "lots of love from......? ?!" It was my turn to burst out laughing.....it was from a kid (now about 25) I used to babysit for!!!!!! :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: His parents were sitting right in front of the top table and the pair of them were in convultions!!! :o0 For me, that was the best wedding message!! I spoke to the Mum and she said that he had been dying to get the read out, and she couldn't wait to tell him how well it went down with everyone!

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Re: Funny but clean wedding message

Postby pocketrocket » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:54 pm

I came across this one when looking for a verse for our mass booklet

TO KEEP YOUR MARRIAGE BURNING - Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up.
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Re: Funny but clean wedding message

Postby Laila K » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:01 pm

Nice ones girls... Noodlehead, you mustve been in a right panic! ha ha
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Re: Funny but clean wedding message

Postby mammy2be » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:21 pm

Thanks a million guys they're brilliant, especially noodlehead ha ha :o0
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Re: Funny but clean wedding message

Postby Mml » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:04 pm

Sorry all I have is dirty ones but I think they aren't too bad!?!? :-8

Marriage is like a beautiful tree, it starts off with a good root!

A honeymoon should be like a kitchen table all legs and no drawers!

My friend was p*ssdd at a wedding and wrote in the guest book may all your rough rides be under the duvet!! :ooh ....she was morto when she realised the next day coz she meant to write ups and downs but thought it was hilarious when she was at it!

We got some great stuff wrote in our guest book but they were all personal to us plus a few funny lines out in for good measure!

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Re: Funny but clean wedding message

Postby Mooches » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:20 pm

This one's clean enough... "May every day be like your last and every night be like your first"
Saw a friend's wedding dvd last night and the best man started his speech with "FORNICATION..." then paused and coughed and said "For an occasion...like this" (when said quickly they sound the same!) thought it was funny! :wv
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