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Cheap aftershave and some curry chips he got on the way home from the nightclub...

after being thrown out for starting a fight with.................

with Louis Walsh, who'd been wearing a tutu

Sporting the black eye he got from Louie, our intrepid alien explorer stumbled through the darkened Dublin streets in search....

that lad from the script who was still waiting on the corner - camping in his sleeping bag thats what he's gonna do............

unless of course he can

make a triumphant return to the catwalk with his long-dreamed of collection, "Derelicte", made of baling plastic, fairy wings and cat sh!te

Humming to himself he passed by the wondow of BTs and spied a mannequin, and tooka 2nd look to see her wink at him...

& all the telly's in the shop window next door went fuzzy too, sort of like when Mr. Bean passes them, but rowan atkinson isn't worried about the telly's, being the richest actor in Britain, so he decided to...

carry on his way and spotted a little homeless boy playing a very melodic tune on his..............