and tell him that he made her feel like the only girl in the world
..and that if it was raining, he could stand under her umberella ella ella
but it wasn't raining today, it was snowing....
so her battered umbrella spokes poked him in the eye and he fell to the ground in agony.............
This felt worse than the time he got his....
foreskin caught in a combine harvester in an unfortunate farming accident
at the ploughing championships when he slipped in the mud and
caught sight of the nuns red lacy knickers which surprised him as
he always thought nuns wore nothing under their habits, like kilts, but
no wait...it wasn't a nun at all