Fairy Tale Joke

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ohsohappybride Posts: 3476
World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, and never had pubic hairs under the toilet seat lid. She watched chick flicks, not football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self - esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and swore, burped as she pleased, all the time. THE END
Mama Dora Posts: 14987
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mad woman Posts: 22106
oooh I love it!!! :o0 :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: :yelrotflmaosmilie: