I have a woman at work who relieves me for my breaks & she wrecks my head - she thinks even though she releives me for 15 mins in the morning & afternoon that she is my boss! Now she has started changing the volumes on my phone (almost shit myself when it rang & was loud enough to deafen an elephant!) I said it to her & she shrugged & laughed - I swear she's gonna catch me on a bad day & I'm gonna punch her!
Do it... I dare you
I double dare you
I'd love to I really would!
I was emailing my friend in here saying all this just now - she's in the HR dept & emailed me back DONT PUNCH HER - I don't want to have to disapline you!!!! (Of course all of this was off the record!)
Could you "accidentally" punch her..... perhaps the stapler could fly out of your hands and just "land" on her head / nose.
Freak accidents happen all the time.....
paper cut her to death
Do you have a shredder......
Put super glue on the volume control button
Bree Van De Kamp
put itching powder on the volume button
[quote:kqh9ocq1]paper cut her to death [/quote:kqh9ocq1]