Rude Valentines Day Stuff for dirty minded people

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*Lexi* Posts: 2600
there u go :o0
*Lexi* Posts: 2600
Roses are straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, You're about to get fisted. Roses are crap, Violets are wan*ky, Oooh I've just come, Pass me a hanky. Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, Cos here comes my willy. Roses are awful, Violets are the pits, Lift up your shirt, And show us your t*ts. Roses are crap, Violets are sh*t, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit. Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty bit*h, And you love it up the sh*tter.
*Lexi* Posts: 2600
I wish I was a bar of soap A-floating in your tub 'Cos every time I passed your bum I'd give a little rub! If you were Looby Lou and I was Andy Pandy We'd be in the wendy house Doing something randy.
hagfromhell Posts: 2146
I am sitting sniggering here (at work mind you, so it is not a good place to sit sniggering)
Bridie3 Posts: 432
Ok here goes, Voilets are blue Roses are thorny When i see you You make me all Horny. :o0 :o0 I'll make up some more throughout the day. O-O
hagfromhell Posts: 2146
Roses are red, But I like carnations, You're so crap in bed, That I s**gged your alsations
mad woman Posts: 22106
Roses are Red Violets are blue Jump in the bed and give us a screw
YoungsWIfe Posts: 738
[quote="designerwine":g004jhmm]Roses are red, But I like carnations, You're so crap in bed, That I s**gged your alsations[/quote:g004jhmm] :yelrotflmaosmilie:
hagfromhell Posts: 2146
Roses are Dear Voilets are cheap You might think it's queer But I'd rather s*ag sheep
*Lexi* Posts: 2600
[quote="designerwine":36wizhoc]Roses are red, But I like carnations, You're so crap in bed, That I s**gged your alsations[/quote:36wizhoc] i left that one out as i thought id get into trouble :o0 :o0