Rude Valentines Day Stuff for dirty minded people

there u go

Roses are straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, You're about to get fisted. Roses are crap, Violets are wan*ky, Oooh I've just come, Pass me a hanky. Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, Cos here comes my willy. Roses are awful, Violets are the pits, Lift up your shirt, And show us your t*ts. Roses are crap, Violets are sh*t, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit. Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty bit*h, And you love it up the sh*tter.

I wish I was a bar of soap A-floating in your tub 'Cos every time I passed your bum I'd give a little rub! If you were Looby Lou and I was Andy Pandy We'd be in the wendy house Doing something randy.

I am sitting sniggering here (at work mind you, so it is not a good place to sit sniggering)

Ok here goes, Voilets are blue Roses are thorny When i see you You make me all Horny. I'll make up some more throughout the day.

Roses are red, But I like carnations, You're so crap in bed, That I s**gged your alsations

Roses are Red Violets are blue Jump in the bed and give us a screw

[quote="designerwine":g004jhmm]Roses are red, But I like carnations, You're so crap in bed, That I s**gged your alsations[/quote:g004jhmm]

Roses are Dear Voilets are cheap You might think it's queer But I'd rather s*ag sheep

[quote="designerwine":36wizhoc]Roses are red, But I like carnations, You're so crap in bed, That I s**gged your alsations[/quote:36wizhoc] i left that one out as i thought id get into trouble