Had webbed toes. He grabed her foot, and slowly.....
raised one gnarled toe to his mouth, maintaining eye contact all the time in the way Cosmo told him women really love.
Then suddenly he was overcome
With an over welming desire for a bag of tayto
crisps... They brought back so many happy memories of their honeymoon at Tayto Park, and happier, simpler times.
"Damn," he thought if only...
he hadn't deleted all her Greys Anatomy from the DVR, it could have all been so different....